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I don't understand how anybody who lives in a place where there are scorpions manages to function like a normal person. I would be consumed with anxiety and fear at all times.

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And I know what some of you are thinking. "Oh but neala, don't you live in the Pacific Northwest? Don't you guys have mountain lions and bears? How do you function like a normal person with huge furry monsters running around?"

And you know what, you hypothetical motherfucker? I'm never going to wake up one morning and slide my feet into my slippers to find a surprise bear in there. I'm never going to go to the bathroom and find a mountain lion in my toilet. There's not going to be a moose hiding under my car waiting to bite my feet when I try to get in.