25 - they/them
forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well
“Do you want to go into deep sea or space?” NEITHER the Lord made me of and for the dirt.
To the tunnels it is, then
I don't understand how anybody who lives in a place where there are scorpions manages to function like a normal person. I would be consumed with anxiety and fear at all times.
And I know what some of you are thinking. "Oh but neala, don't you live in the Pacific Northwest? Don't you guys have mountain lions and bears? How do you function like a normal person with huge furry monsters running around?"
And you know what, you hypothetical motherfucker? I'm never going to wake up one morning and slide my feet into my slippers to find a surprise bear in there. I'm never going to go to the bathroom and find a mountain lion in my toilet. There's not going to be a moose hiding under my car waiting to bite my feet when I try to get in.
dreamt (not asleep, more like a wishful thought) of an ant, killed 3000 years ago by an eagle, carried in the air and dropped - and 😭 it hasnt hit the ground since! it keeps getting picked up by air currents
me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm
today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift?
can we pretend this whole website is r/hotdogs for a copuple minutes
i could really use a wish right now
are u obsessed with the ghouls because you have an intense desire to feel accepted and loved by a family that will never let you down or what
